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bishopmyles:

xxlastking:

and i give you my future son lol 

He gon have allada hoes.

(Source: breezyxkae)

thatsanita:

I’m screaming. This dude stayed in Ghana way too long

(Source: rebelliousafricanqueen)

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northwestwhore:

blacknoonajade:

This is the picture that is being spread around Twitter that “proves” Michael was charging the officer.

1. Michael Brown wasn’t a skinny athletic white woman running the fucking 100m dash off blocks. 

2. He had on flips flops. You ever tried running in some flops? Even if he had on sneakers, they aren’t track cleats that weigh next to nothing.

3.He had to have weighed an easy 200+ lbs. Do you think he could match the angle of her body considering THEY WERE DIFFERENT HEIGHTS AND WEIGHTS?

4. THIS ISN’T HOW PHYSICS AND GUN TRAJECTORY WORK AND COMMON SENSE WORK.

Stop it. Stop proving how stupid you are. It’s hilarious to see you try.

Source: https://twitter.com/leeleemunster/status/502561868641476608

(TW: It’s on of the most idiotic anti-liberal Twitter pages I’ve had the unfortunate luck to come across) 

dumbest post ive seen. OBVIOUSLY mike brown wasnt a skinny white woman, but he was a BIG 300 lbs black male. Everyone pumps their arms when they run. It’s how running works. so i dont see your argument in that. positioning all the same, except he was most likely standing up taller, not so bent over. If gun shots couldnt stop Brown advancing toward the officer, please tell me how his lack of adequate footwear would. You’re a liberal, how would you even know how guns work? How can you be so ignorant to this? All this new evidence is coming out, and you still refuse to acknowledge it. 

Okay, Bethany, I’m going to call you Bethany because fuck you. And I’m going to explain this in a very slow and simple way for you to digest, okay, babydoll?

Alright! Let’s Go! We will start with a picture.

It’s the muthafucking scientific method! You remember this right? I’m kind of getting the feeling that you might not by the unstructured blogglob of a paragraph you spewed from your mouthhole, but we’ll just assume you do. 

How this science thing works:

1. Ask a question. Could a 200lb+ be shot as the autopsy photos show if he was charging towards someone else? 

Well, gee! I don’t know. Let’s continue to the next step! 

2. Background research: What angle would he have to be in for the bullets to land in the places he was shot?

I still don’t know! Let’s try it out! We have to find a model for the problem….  

(Finds picture of a athletic white woman frozen in one position.)

HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP WHOA DERE!

CLASS WE HAVE A PROOOBLEM! 

You see! The way science works is, when you’ve asked yourself a question and are trying to prove it,  YOU FIRST MUST REPLICATE THE PROBLEM.

You wouldn’t ask “Why white people age the way that they do” by studying an Asian. You would study a white person. 

So, if the picture is of a skinny athletic white person and they are using that to prove how a 200+ lbs man was shot in the same place (with the assumption that 6 shots could be fired at the SAME DAMN TIME or timed so precisely that they land EXACTLY how the picture has it), GUESS WHAT? The square peg wouldn’t fit in the round hole. 

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN. 

Okay, class (and Bethany) what did we learn today. TO PROVE YOUR POINT, you can’t use an abstract example! (or be stupid enough to FALL FOR IT). 

Now sit your silly ass down and shut up. 

Didn’t this asshole even bother looking up videos of witnesses? Several have reported Mike Brown putting his hands up and he held his stomach/sides and fell over after two steps when that pig shot him. AND Brown was running away when THAT FUCKER PIG COP RAN AFTER HIM SHOOTING AT HIM USING DEADLY FORCE WHEN IT WASNT NECESSARY.

I swear white people will bend over backwards to defend racist shits.

thotarachi:

gang0fwolves:

fvckwes:

Tyler’s temporary Instagram post

ooo shit

he raw as hell

How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

  • *Man walks into a store and finds employee*

  • Man:

    Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!

  • Employee:

    Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?

  • Man:

    I never filled out an application.

  • Employee:

    Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.

  • Man:

    No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!

  • Employee:

    Well, but that doesn't-

  • Man:

    AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!

  • Employee:

    But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.

  • Man:

    OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!

  • Employee:

    Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?

  • Man:

    Well no, but what does that matter?

  • Employee:

    ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.

  • Man:

    Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.

  • Employee:

    That...doesn't make any sense.

  • Man:

    NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.

  • Employee:

  • Man:

  • Employee:

  • Man:

    Fuck you, slut.

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i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

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